Zebras & Pineapples

we ran out of plates

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pumpkinpsychosis:

goodreasonnews:

igotkittypryde:

I liked this quote so much I made this thing.

“It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they know: that doesn’t make me the Hitler of ice cream

Amen to that.

you might wanna run that burn under some cool water

octavielilou:

tinybro:

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This is… warlock T14…

LOKIWAT

looks like i found the next class im leveling before MoP

First Alliance character in our guild to hit level cap.

Not from fighting an epic monster.

Not from saving someone in a quest.

Not even from just delivering a message.

He hit level cap from picking a fucking flower.

Why does Pups get all the weird luck in this game?

reblogging cause thats exactly how my worgen druid hit 85, picking whiptail in Uldum

ocellite:

THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT

NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE

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